Reserves - Player Profiles (by Cloggs)
Darren Ashley

Yes he does exist.. great keeper that patrols his box well. Sometimes prone to some Monk style outbursts. One of our better performers last year and a relief to have back this year. His will to win will have a good effect on some of the younger additions to the side.
 
Shaun
One from the Cloggsie scouting network and possibly the best. Amazingly composed centre half despite his tender years. Has fitted in well from the off already earning the highest trees accolade- a nickname Ladies and gentlemen i give you..... Tony Adams lovechild. The club has high hopes for shaun.
 

Martin Hurlock

Smallest centrehalf in the world but has trampolines for feet- never beaten in the air- ever. Solid season last year for Martin considering he played at the back on his own all season. Another i am glad to have back this season
 
Dave Bartlett
I've got Dave Bartlett Back.. I've got Dave Bartlett Back.. I've got Dave Barlett back..enough said.
 
Michael Hughes
 
Young centrehalf with great ability on the ball also very good in the air. Cloggsie can be heard screaming at him regularly as he goes on one of his wonders. Good addition to the squad.
 
Andy Cadman
Solid right back and solid drinker. Chose to join the Trees after reading the stag doo's right up. Provided one of the quotes of the season on his first training session... " sod the football.. whens the next stag doo." top lad.
 
Jeremy Saunders (Jezza)
The richest man in football with a reported wage of £160k a week.
tough tackling left back that will sometimes win the ball. Has made massive donations to the club on occations, especially at the auctions( once paid 50 quid for a £40 italy top).... a True Trees leg end.
 
Dean Bartlett
Dave's older brother. Didn't get the brains. has provided many many quotes in his time. Deano is also a black belt ninja or something so it's good to have him on your team. Versatile player that can do a good job in most postions. Often seen hanging around gay clubs.. claims to work there if you ask him why.
 
Wayne Fullilove
Passionate player that gives everything in every game. Not worried about taking the oppo's players out. We're not sure but we think he has tourettes. Not shy about downing a double vodka or two.. before the game.