10 Signs You're On A Trees Do...

1/ When the last time you withdrew that much money was for a deposit on your mortgage.

2/ You can’t remember the last time your drink didn’t come in a shot glass.

3/ When all your meals come with the option of ‘Go large’ for an extra 30p

4/ When the Hotel you are staying at suddenly adopt a “No all male parties policy”

5/ Your round costs £69 and you think that is quite reasonable.

6/ You feel relieved when only 1 of your kidneys is knackered

7/ You call work to book a 2nd week off after you get back

8/ It has been days since you drank a drink that was Non-Alcoholic

9/ No-one see’s Woody after 9pm

10/ No-one can see after 2am